Benjamin Button

The state of looking fake-aged.

Reference made to the movie of the same name in which Brad Pitt never looks real.

You are the ugliest, rubber-faced, fake-aged, Benjamin Button, droopy-eyed motherfucker I have ever seen.

by Step Jinleft April 28, 2011

breaking benjamin

quite possibly the sickest band that ever set foot on the face of the earth

BREAKING BENJAMIN DOESNT NEED AN EXAMPLE JUST GO ON ITUNES AND FUCKING LISTEN TO THEM!

by ur mama is a milf December 1, 2009

bellarmine

An awesome highschool, home of the Bells. Many people state it being "gay" because it is an all boys school, but they are very close with two all girl highschools, so it evens out. Plus Bellarmine kicks ass in academics and athletics.

Everyone knows that Bellarmine is the best, they just don't want to admit it, those assholes.

by arania May 17, 2004

Benjamin Button's Shit

When someone looks way too old for their age, possibly because of long term drug abuse or some other form of hard living. The term was first used on a Kanye West blog entry, where he described his older looking appearance on the cover of a magazine. The term has since been mostly used on dlisted.com to describe celebrities who look ridiculously old for their age.

Damn, Jenny and I are the same age but she looks at least 10 years older than me. That's some Benjamin Button's shit right there.

by Love SoFla April 5, 2009

Benjamin

This home boi be pimping with his 8 inch penis, and the ladies fall at his feet and beg for attention and homie be the illest rapper you will ever meet!

Benjamin be pimpin

by laddiekilla February 28, 2018

bellarmine

Bellarmine College Prep is Americas future. It's student body is made up of the sons of the Bay Areas most enlightened families. It has consistenly produced world class water polo, swimming, and cross-country teams, and produces students who go on to be the cream of the crop at Harvard, Stanford, Yale etc. Plus the girls love us, weve got 60 days less school than CA public schools, the tuition is lower than most other local private schools and the experience of over 150 years has resulted in an unmatchable level of competence in our administration and policies

That guy from bellarmine is better looking, more athletic, smarter, wittier, richer, happier, better respected, more worldly, (but no where near as humble) as that lame spoiled St. Francis lancer.

by justin, man July 28, 2008

Bellarmine Boy

A teenage boy that attends Bellarmine College Prep. Usually white, good at sports and pretty smart. If not good at sports, bellarmine boys are usually extremely smart. Bellarmine Boys occasionally hook up with girls from Presentation known as presbians, but also steal girls from Co-ed schools that are worse than Bellarmine such as Saint Francis, Mitty, and Valley Christian. These schools frequently call bellarmine boys gay, but are really just jealous because bellarmine boys steal their girls. Most bellarmine boys turn out very successful.

Pat Burrel, on the San Francisco Giants, is a Bellarmine Boy.

by asthmaticrino555 June 18, 2011