Ah Fuck I can't believe you've done this

Expression of anger after someone has annoyed you

"Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this Barry why did you break my mum's lamp."

by Anti-hypofritz February 26, 2017

I cannot believe my tits right now

A phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. So your tits are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.

Receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn't want to be with you...and then realizing you have the shits

..."I cannot believe my tits right now"

by Please Use December 30, 2011

We don't believe you, you need more people

A saying taken from a Jay-Z lyric, used basically to call bullsh*t on someone's claims and representations, let 'em know you're not buying it.

Man, f*ck all that, there's no way you're boning Amanda...you? Really? We don't believe you, you need more people!

Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.

Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...

by Kuahmel December 20, 2009

I believe I can fly

Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification.

Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!!

by supersamseventyseven March 26, 2009

Can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend

A male who has never had a relationship.

OMG I still can’t believe you have never had a girlfriend, like seriously what is wrong with you!

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her

Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.

Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave

her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(

So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021