A mom who drinks great beer. Can be spotted at breweries and beer tap houses with other Beer Mom friends and/or her kids. Just because she's a mom doesn't mean she can't school you on beer facts, the latest beer trends, and drink you under the table all while wrangling kids, cooking dinner, folding laundry, and changing dirty diapers.
A Beer Mom just ordered a DIPA at the bar with a kid on her hip, while my pansy ass is trying to look cool with a domestic.
by Beermom4life February 21, 2020
-You take a 0,5 liter Ikea Glas.
-Put in the cheapest PET Beer you find.
-Than give a 2 fingers width shot of Vodka in it.
There you go
-Put in the cheapest PET Beer you find.
-Than give a 2 fingers width shot of Vodka in it.
There you go
by Ozzy84 February 22, 2022
A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.
"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."
"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."
"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."
by King of The Guffy Beers September 11, 2013
by scott and bone December 26, 2011
I once asked a girl if she wanted to buy 3 beers for $6. She made a counter offer of 3 beers for a blowjob. She was a beer skank.
by eS Se eS U December 23, 2008
Bad tasting beer drank warm. Often purchased cold and ran under hot water from the sink to bring the beer to room temperature. This beer is to be drank while pleasure yourself to an attractive member of the opposite sex. This person must be from the city where the bad tasting beer is manufactured. Part of the 'self harm' fetish.
by Rolex2017 September 17, 2017
Our Lager,
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those that spill against us
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager
forever and ever
Barmen!
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those that spill against us
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager
forever and ever
Barmen!
by BCOOK March 03, 2010