Beanie Bopper

A whore, but a nice one, the type of whore to give good after care

"Damn, that Beanie Bopper fucks royally"

by BeanieBopper December 7, 2025

Carhartt beanie

The staple of a lesbian

“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”

by Whose the clown now January 19, 2020

goth beanie

a goth beanie

Tay:" ah darn i need a goth beanie in my life"
Oscar:"#metoo"

by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023

Zucchini Beanie

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017

gangster beanie

n. foreskin

A term used by white inmates (who typically are circumcised) to describe an uncircumcised penis.

Damn, bro, I'm gonna shower on the other side of the tier, these cholos all got gangster beanies.

Don't be grabbing any lotion out the kitty, fool, I know you got a gangster beanie.

My hyna jacked me off proper in visiting, fool, I got that gangster beanie, nawmsayin?

by The Mad Grammarian December 21, 2017

Turd Beanie

The little piece of poo stuck to the tip of a penis or dildo after pulling out of a penetrated butthole that is shaped like a beanie hat. An unpleasant happening in butt sex.

Dude, I totally effed Nikki in the butt last night, and when I pulled out my weiner had a turd beanie.

by Jett Pannellius November 14, 2010

slippery beanie

When two schlongs touch at the tip (head) and one of the members slides their uncircumcised skin over the other tip (head).

" I caught Aaron and Gary doing a slippery beanie in the shower yesterday morning."

by Babyguts January 31, 2014