to cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a person who is neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession to make a buffone of themselves in public.
don't try to cartoon yourself in public, unless of course you work in a circus
by Sexydimma April 11, 2015
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Yeet Yourself

To commit suicide, but without any of the drama or emotional baggage behind it.
Person a: I tried to yeet myself?

Person b: Oh for real?

Person 1: I attempted to commit suicide.
Person 2: I’m so happy you didn’t you’re so perfect. The world world be so dark without your vibrant sprit. You’re so important and perfect, promise me you will never try again.

Person 1,a) I had to write “don’t yeet yourself” to approve the submission, urban dictionary doesn’t understand aspects.
Person 1,b) man that really makes me want to yeet myself.
by Count Cumula January 03, 2022
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kill yourself

the thing people say to their friends all the time because they love each other so much <3
Jimmy: hey SteeringWheelFaceReveal did you see the new Fortnite season?
Steeringwheelfacereveal: Kill yourself
Jimmy: fair point
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023
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race yourself

When a person mocks their own culture and/or is racist to themselves.
Indian Guy: Damn indians are hairy
Black Guy: I go outside, i can't even see myself man!
Chinese Guy: I love dogs.. They taste good!
Guy 1:I'm not racist, but i like mocking myself and my culture.
Guy 2: Oh I see, so you race yourself.
by WhysoBluSmurf? June 23, 2012
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Piss yourself

To start peeing full-blast without removing your pants and/or underpants. Results in soaked clothing.
Larry: Ahhhhh!
Joe: Man what the ****! Did you just piss yourself?
Larry: Uhhhh, yeah?
by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010
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Disallow Yourself

1)To reject a statement/idea/proposal from a wasteman and to encourage said fool to look at himself and man the fuck up.

2) To cast a downing judgement on a fool's actions.
1a)
Wasteman: This party sounds hectic but I say we go to my nans, she cooks up a mean steak casserole.

Safeman: *kiss gums* Blud you trippin, disallow yourself.

1b)
Wasteman: Aight, Halle Berry would get it, but if you catch Rosie Odonnell from the right angle, I swear to ja I would happily poke her.

Safeman: Be easy nigga! step down. Think 'bout wha chu sayin' foo'. Dat bitch is stacked out. Disallow yourself.


2)
Wasteman: *Gets his ankles broken in basketball match*

Safeman: 'memba I told chu, tell your friends and disallow yourself.
by Alski007 February 21, 2009
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kill yourself

what people say to me. to kill yourself means to take your own life. commit suicide. usually an expression of anger.
by Mike Rehmer January 19, 2008
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