eat babies

To swallow when going down on a guy

Barbra said she's never gonna eat babies again after I called her a cannibal last time.

by Jew Lightning August 31, 2007

beaner babies.

a child of mexican/hispanic decent usually from birth to about three or four.

#1: omg look at all these mexican children running around this apartment complex.

#2: they prefer the term beaner babies.

#1: oh, forreal?

by lafreddd. August 29, 2010

Retarded Animal Babies

Retarded Animal Babies is a site of newgrounds.com which is very amusing. Sadly, epiodes aren't being made anymore, but if you watch ANY of them (might be good to start at the top and work to the end to get the jokes) its pant-pissing hilarious. Anything these little critters say is quotable material. Everything.

"I swear to christ I'll assrape you with rusty corncob holders!"

by Brocko January 13, 2004

Deep fried babies

The art of throwing a new born baby into a fryer until cooked to a crisp,then enjoying the crisp skin and tender organs. ...Enjoy with hot sauce

Justin: I saw a new born baby yesterday who looked like a good frying victim.
Jeska: Mmm deep fried babies..nom nom nom
Justin: With hot sauce?

by Jskaska May 26, 2009

Habbo Babies

Sad, 15/16 Year olds, Talk With Either Numbers L1K3 TH1S
Or Zed talk
L

Baby
Goldiggerz
ugly
annoying
Habbo babies

by Morphizis1234 January 17, 2009

Birfing babies

Ebonics. To give birth to a child, or children. Actual spelling of this term is 'birthing babies', even though it is pronounced differently. Even the correct pronunciation isn't really used outside the world of ebonics.

Lemongelo said birfin' babies was usually part of married (and unmarried) life.

by Ryan Thompson September 5, 2004

Toast Babies

toast babies are what they sound like, baby toasts. made with tiny pieces of

bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and

both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have

at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have

someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents

allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you

to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing

offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love

and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast

children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid

that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}

the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and

to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies

being gone also.

person 1 walking up with a bag of mini bread

{not to be confused with mini waffles}

and a toaster says to person 2

"will you make toast babies with me?"

"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our

toast babies"

then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.

by CannibalHobo January 28, 2010