bare bottom slap-off

An activity where two men stand side by side, and take turns slapping each other on the ass as hard as possible.

Russ: You are an asshole!
Chris: Oh yeah? Well, I challenge you to a bare bottom slap-off!
Russ: It's on like donkey kong!
Chris: Let me get on my ass-less chaps first!

bare bottom slap-off by Der Red Baron September 1, 2006

Bare Lairyness

bare lair.ey.ness
adjective-
Informal description of something that provides mirth or amusement; defined by erratic, unpredictable, noisy and reckless behaviour.
Refering to have some, or to have had bare lairyness

1. last night was some bare lairyness
2. sure that aint bare lairyness bruv

Bare Lairyness by Sambo bruv November 23, 2007

Bare cuts 

Mean allot of weed

Matt: how much bud you got there?

jordan: bare cuts

Matt: we getting blazed tonight!

Bare cuts by andy bates July 20, 2009

Bare styllz 

It means lots of good shit happened at that moment. Similar to the saying "go in" or "he goes in".

D-Blok: Yo my niggaz i just threw a chair down a flight of stairs at school and we dipped the set cause people were coming.

David: Hahaha my nigga you go bare styllz! I see you bodmon.

Bitch named Krystal: Yo D-blok your bare styllz my nigga...u go in styll.

Bare styllz by dunnoe12 April 9, 2010

bare lipping 

a women clothed without any underwear on

that drunk chick was so wasted and dumb she lifted her skirt and forgot she was bare lipping!! all i saw was hamburger meat.lol

bare lipping by mr.fiend December 13, 2010

bare wedge 

some who is physically huge, often to the extent that it looks disgusting such as pro-body builders.

Also can be used as an insult, if some one is just really annoying, they can be called bare wedge

"hey! did you see that guy in the gym"
"yeah, he was bare wedge"

or

person A: Laura was being bare wedge last night

person B: yeah she kept spilling drinks on everyone

bare wedge by THECONSTANTDAGGERER October 4, 2011

bare goose 

Noun- A freshly shaved pubic area.

-"what took you so long to get out of the shower?"
-"I was getting a bare goose;)"

bare goose by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016