bottom barrel bitch

In the world of Pimps and Ho's... The Bottom Barrel Bitch is the highest earner amongst the pimp's stable of Ho's.

While the term "Bottom Barrel Bitch” sounds derogatory, it's actually the highest accolade a Pimp can bestow on one of his Ho’s.

The Bottom Barrel Bitch will receive special treatment from her Pimp. Such as sit down dinners, fine furs, minimal pimp slaps (a smart pimp knows not to bruise his merchandise) and paid Dr. visits for the frequent burning sensations that come along with this line of business.

At the end of the week, Tyron knew who she was and what he had to do. Lafawnduh clearly out-earned his other girls and was his Bottom Barrel Bitch. He would get her a fur coat and let her sleep in the bed moving forward. The floor was not good enough for his bottom barrel bitch.

by fillmoreslim October 29, 2013

donkey kong barrel

1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.

2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.

He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.

by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

Arkansas Bracelet

First, take a six-pack of beer. Then, remove one of the beers & begin drinking it. Next, stick your hand through the hole that's left. You now have a classy looking Arkansas Bracelet that you can wear for the rest of the night, & you aren't going to forget where your beer is either. Or you might forget, if things get really awesome.

There is controversy surrounding what to do when (if) you decide to ever remove an empty Arkansas Bracelet. Some say that you should cut it up & put it in the recycle bin so that it doesn't hurt any dolphins. Others say that if these dolphins are so "evolved" & "intelligent", then they ought to be able to avoid sticking their noses through small plastic rings & dying because of this.

The party only really got going when Jack stepped in rocking a Bud Ice Arkansas Bracelet on each wrist.

by Billy Billystack July 20, 2009

jelly bracelet

Thin, stretchy bracelets worn by middle-and-high-school students in many different colors and patterns. They are often mistaken as "sex bracelets", where the circumstance is that supposedly if a guy pulls one off a girl and breaks it, he has to perform a sexual act with her (the color determines what they do. This ranges from a simple hug to oral sex). Though, most students wear them for fashion reasons. The hidden, sexual purpose of these bracelets was probably invented by some drunk college kids..."Hey, lets fuck each other. But we need a reason. Besides the fact that we're stoned. Hey, let's pretend that we need to have our bracelets snapped to be fucked!!! Yeahhh!"

Katie got some awesome new jelly bracelets at Hot Topic. They're black and red and purple. But Emily got some really nice pink sparkley ones at Claires.

Joe: Hey, Kate! Brandon snapped your bracelet! And it was red and black! You have to do 69! Hahahaha! Brandon and Kate! Brandon and Kate!
Me: Burn in hell, you worthless piece of shit.

by Yours Truly June 22, 2004

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)

(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)

- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.

by Willxl January 19, 2007

Barcelona Special

The act of putting clippings of your own pubic hair into food/ice cubes served to a guest, often as an act of revenge for sponging off your kindness/beer.

"I haven't seen Brian for a while, do you know why?"
"Yes, we treated him to a Barcelona Special last time he was here."
"Ah."

by Loopyhead2 May 3, 2014

barrel of mint

an unusually large barrel containing a lot of mints
or
something you say when there is nothing better to think of

Jeremy: whoa, look at that barrel of mint
or
Petr: Barrel of mint
Clive: who's mum

by Jack crouch and dave October 23, 2006