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canadian baptism

The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.
"My bad man, I was busy all day saturday and missed the canadian baptism, see you at the next one"
by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017
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Santa’s Baptism

When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)
by Convinced Felon December 21, 2020
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Chocolate Baptism

The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.
Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.
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St. Jean Baptiste Day

The 24th of June marks the Feast of St John the Baptist. This is known as St Jean Baptiste Day to French speaking cultures.

Celebrated in QUEBEC with cool fireworks and parties and BOX SOCIALS!
The Annual Ahmed Saad Box Social is held every year on St. Jean Baptiste Day
by Adil June 19, 2004
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Dogs In The Bathtub

You have your woman get on all fours and try to shove your balls in her ass. They keeping popping out like a dog in a bathtub.
by tennrattler February 28, 2003
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hobo bathtub

Any large public fountain in a metropolitan area.
Yeah, the big penguin fountain downtown's basically a hobo bathtub. I've seen some real nasty dudes in there.
by Rock Tumbler June 26, 2008
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Jism baptism

Dribbling a drop on a bitches dome (see Load a la mode)
You cum on that chicks head?
Hell ya I gave that bitch a jism baptism!
by dirty danglers June 19, 2010
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