When you are so upset about something that it feels like your dick has shrunk so much that if you tried to pee, it would hit your balls.
by robert’s deli December 30, 2021
Get the pissing on my ballsmug. 1. Someone who totally whooped your arse at something. Utterly humiliating you and crushing your pride.
2. When a girl seemingly dominates a guy, scaring him, doing whatever she wants, and letting her hit him out of anger.
2. When a girl seemingly dominates a guy, scaring him, doing whatever she wants, and letting her hit him out of anger.
Jack: "Yo Sam, John crushed you in that multiplayer last night."
Sam: "Yeah, he took my balls."
Mark: Why won't Tyrone hang out with us anymore? Richmond?
Richmond: Man, i heard Lizzy took his balls and won't let him go anywhere w/out her
Sam: "Yeah, he took my balls."
Mark: Why won't Tyrone hang out with us anymore? Richmond?
Richmond: Man, i heard Lizzy took his balls and won't let him go anywhere w/out her
by Ceaser98 March 6, 2016
Get the Took my ballsmug. Man, everything seems to go wrong, I fucked up my calc class, blew up my first date, I really lost my balls today man.
by Kinky_ass_whippin December 11, 2007
Get the lost my ballsmug. by Lee Hamilton 1 October 15, 2006
Get the Shiver My Ballsmug. 1. when you try to hold someone's hand by constantly brushing up against it with yours when you're walking
2. not trying to hold someone's hand, but constantly brushing up against it with yours when you're walking
most commonly used to either:
a. scare people
b. embarrass people
c. around friends
2. not trying to hold someone's hand, but constantly brushing up against it with yours when you're walking
most commonly used to either:
a. scare people
b. embarrass people
c. around friends
1. When I was walking to class with David today, I swear he was trying to cup my balls.
2. Jess, stop doing that, are you trying to cup my balls?!
2. Jess, stop doing that, are you trying to cup my balls?!
by discoxxlemonade April 22, 2009
Get the cup my ballsmug. When I hit mikey coodics in face he says "teperbis me lopte"
and that means the word so ya then i kick him in the balls
and that means the word so ya then i kick him in the balls
by ballin people December 9, 2008
Get the breaking my ballsmug. An often vital practice relating to relationship-maintenance. Relationship counselors broadly refer to this as preserving “healthy vulnerability,” or tletting down your guard, being completely honest,in order to demonstrate loyalty, love, trust, and willingness to self-sacrifice for a friend who might not immediately appreciate such risk, interpreting it instead as intrusiveness and abuse at first.
Theory: A constant background level of nagging can insure that when you do “lose your shit,” you will be around supportive friends who are willing to change your emotional diaper. The insult-trading practice of “Playing the dozens” use to serve a similar purpose in the Black community until it fell out of fashion due to its historically-repugnant origins in slavery (devaluation/objectification when slaves were bundled by the dozen). It's a social means to avoid the emptiness of “I’m fine” when checking in with a friend who may be too full of grit to want to burden others with personal problems. This is also why in New York City, “F*ck you!” and “F*ck you too!” have respectively come to replace “Hello my friend! Are you truly okay?” and “Why yes I am. Thank you for caring so sincerely and deeply!”
Theory: A constant background level of nagging can insure that when you do “lose your shit,” you will be around supportive friends who are willing to change your emotional diaper. The insult-trading practice of “Playing the dozens” use to serve a similar purpose in the Black community until it fell out of fashion due to its historically-repugnant origins in slavery (devaluation/objectification when slaves were bundled by the dozen). It's a social means to avoid the emptiness of “I’m fine” when checking in with a friend who may be too full of grit to want to burden others with personal problems. This is also why in New York City, “F*ck you!” and “F*ck you too!” have respectively come to replace “Hello my friend! Are you truly okay?” and “Why yes I am. Thank you for caring so sincerely and deeply!”
Busting My Balls:
Tony and Vincenzo were busting each other's balls until Vincenzo broke down and admitted he he had to put down his 25-year old retriever, Zeus, today. We should bring him some Stromboli and get blotto with him later.
Tony and Vincenzo were busting each other's balls until Vincenzo broke down and admitted he he had to put down his 25-year old retriever, Zeus, today. We should bring him some Stromboli and get blotto with him later.
by metadrool November 10, 2021
Get the Busting My Ballsmug.