Baguette

A realy cute french girl who melts my heart.

Person1: Do you know baguette?

Person2: Yes i love baguette

by BaguetteLover May 5, 2018

Baguette wrapper

An extra large condom.

"Oh, that peti pan won't fit my dangus, I need a baguette wrapper"

by TheRealAkagiPanda March 14, 2025

i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

by bobconcarni November 3, 2023

Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022

Baguette boy

A French man

Hey Tom's from France. Oh he's a baguette boy

by Fatpandabear December 18, 2023

Baguette

A white straight male

That guy was such a baguette

by Deadly-kitty August 1, 2019

petite baguette

Is another word for quebecer's (from Quebec) dick

*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette

*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!

by E_xd May 15, 2018