backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.

I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.

by Bobbert_ May 6, 2018

North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad

I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard

by Stycki12 March 8, 2023

Backyard bird

A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.

From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.

by togoo January 24, 2014

beads in the backyard

Sex toys designed to be used by men or a means of referring to a guy that uses them.

He sometimes has beads in the backyard.

by Treii28 January 22, 2020

Backyard Bocce

When your banging a girl doggystyle and she reaches back and plays with your balls.

Walter's balls were so perfectly dangled that when he was banging Priscilla she could easily play some backyard bocce.

by Qbinking August 19, 2023

Backyard Mudbog

The sexual act of throwing a piece of poop into a fan, which chops it up and blows poop all over your partner.

I gave her the backyard mudbog

by Teehee1980 August 21, 2021

Eat out in the backyard

To be eaten out in your back yard. In other words to go on de musty ass grass behind u house and let somebody go in on that pussy.

Boy 1: Yo, I hear neriah get eat out in the backyard by nahje
boy 2: nah i hear it was a girl name katara
Boy 1: dis nigga got too many hoes

by Smexyassmf March 25, 2022