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I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
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Better than pussy itself

Mostly used when referring to something that supersedes the level pussy can offer. often meant as a joke and not mean to be taken literal.
mmm...... this tastes soo fucking good, I swear to God, better than pussy itself .
by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021
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No One Runs Better Than Me

A phrase used by someone who claims to consistently get lucky in poker or similar games, often pulling the perfect card when needed to win crucial hands. It's typically said with confidence, humor, or playful arrogance.
Player 1: "You hit that flush on the river AGAIN?"
Player 2: "No one runs better than me!"
by whodat25555 February 4, 2025
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better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.
Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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Tracy is better than Greg

When Tracy is smarter and dose everything better than Greg
Tracy is better than Greg when she does her action shot
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better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
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Better than it wasn't

A lot better, because it wasn't any good before.
Once the ear wax was removed, her hearing was better than it wasn't
by Lance-a-clodd December 1, 2022
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