asser

Somebody who pretends to be cool, but actually is an idiot. Male form of teenybopper. From Bulgarian slang. In Bulgaria, the assers are currently on a gangsta rap wave.

Heah, Bobo's pretending he's a big asser just cuz' he listens to 50 cent and other shit of the sort.

by Dreben_2097 July 23, 2005

assnerd

An unbelievably geeky nerd. Can be found playing pencil-and-paper role-playing games and futzing around on computers all the time.

John took out his laptop to check for wireless access points at the Mardi Gras ball. He was an assnerd.

by thejesusgod January 26, 2006

Assernine

It has several meanings and can be used in many different context.

1. of, relating to, or resembling a complete ass.

2. lacking intelligence or reason for saying or doing something so idiotic that doesn't require a response.

3. Absurd, Foolish, Ridiculous.

4. An off the wall comment.

ass-er-ninely: adverb
ass-erninity: noun

Ex: When one is sitting at the bar with their man and lady another person just sits there from across the bar or restaurant and just stare at you. (assernine).

When someone says something that's just utterly insane that it's not worth a response.......that's assernine.

by Big Money Grip April 20, 2012

cock asser

someone who gets slapped in the ass over and over again. There is no real sex involved that's why its lame.

Like being pistol wiped/spanked with a dick.

Don't be a stupid cock asser.

by Sippy Love July 21, 2009

assneck

An anatomical imperfection whereby an individual has a sufficiently large or high ass such that there is no clear definition of where ass ends and back begins. Ass, back and neck merge into one.

Holy shit, look at the assneck on that fucker, his asscrack ends at his shoulder blades.

by King Toad October 1, 2003

Asstertaste

The taste left in ones mouth after tossing salad.

"Tossing Staisy's salad left a bad asstertaste in my mouth."

by Cherie Brennan December 18, 2008

asstershock

After ripping an ass explosion, the small fart(s) that come after it. Can often be smellier than the big one.

Keith kept farting through the whole damn movie, but his asstershocks were worse.

by bb+af June 29, 2010