Schrodinger's asshat

Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own

You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it

by Åzüre March 14, 2023

reverse asshat

A person, of either gender, whose ignorant behavior would have you believe they would bend over backwards to shove their head up their ass.

A person of such blatant ignorance, its difficult to understand.

Someone who might use the term "Reverse Racism" without so much of a hint of remorse, or self-awareness.

Trump is such a reverse asshat, its staggering how he got elected.

by Sarreq December 03, 2016

Seesaw Asshat

at a bachelor party at a fine gentleman's establishment, the bachelor is seated in a chair with his back to the pole. two dancers flank him on either side, then both jump up on the pole, facing each other, grabbing each others legs. with their rear-ends positioned directly over his head they rock back and forth in a seesaw motion.

did you see that poor sucker on stage at the diamond cabaret last night? he might be throwing his life away soon, but at least he got the seesaw asshat from the strippers!

by durty dawg July 15, 2009

asshat

someone who is either a flying squirrel, or a huge asshole and u cant think of a name to call them

killtheeclip (killtheeclipse) is such an asshat.

by aj the ninja December 05, 2007

asshat

a complete asshole that sticks his head up his ass and thinks his shit smells good. THIUS IS FOR YOU ASSHATS! U CAN BITE MY BONEY COk

Herb taught me what an asshat is.
Are you sure you know what it means?
Yes, Its a hat shaped like an ass!
...You're a fucking asshat dude.

by zerkerjewel August 11, 2007

asshat

A term that can be friendly as a joke or rude as an insult.

Friend 1: Coca-Cola hurts when you snort it...
Friend 2: Then don't do that, asshat!
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Bully: I'm gonna beat you, pussy!
Kid: Beat me? Wow, that's gay.
Bully: Not what I meant, asshat!

by Michael Chrosniak May 18, 2008

Mongolian Asshat

(Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their genetic material at conception trickled down their maternal ancestor's bare buttocks.

And lo, they did see the apocalypse approaching...and riding at the front of the four horsemen was George Bush. What a mongolian asshat that man is.

by Bob Weaver May 12, 2004