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Askhole

A Person who consantly asks for your advice but ALWAYS does the exact oposite of what you told him to do
PersonA: "Man Jim asked me what to get at Subway and I told him to get a 6" Corned Beef and he took a Salad!"
PersonB:"he is such an Askhole!"
by Tsume_Akuma November 26, 2016
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assnomical

Almost unbelievably stupid
The school system is assnomical.
by Fun made up words May 27, 2017
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Askolauches zZ

The measurement of Light, speed, distance, depth, and time all mixed together. Usually used when measuring the universe and time itself. It comes from the ancient Fneffle word, "Azkolushis" meaning "To Time The Measurement Of Depth".
He Used Askolauches zZ to measure the universe.
by Bob Chum Person April 21, 2018
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ASSNOFF

When someone doesn’t know how to properly spell/separate the two words “Ass” and “Off”
Mackenzie said, “I’m laughing my assnoff”
by Assnoff January 19, 2018
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Askhole

A person who asks for advice and then does the opposite
This askhole is not taking my advice
by Taximike January 24, 2018
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assnoob

A really bad cheater at video games. Combination of asshole and noob.
Hello, what are you doing?
I am cheating throughout the whole damn video game!
Fuck you, you really bad cheater! You are an assnoob!!!
by pornuser May 21, 2018
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askhole

An asshole who claims to ask for your advice while really just looking for validation to do what they wanted to do anyway. Usually, the thing that they originally wanted to do is quite idiotic, but they will get pissed off if you advise them against it.
Friend: So I know Tyler cheated on me with seven girls, two dudes, and a dog, but he told me he misses me and wants to get back together. What do you think I should do?
Me: I think you should tell him to go fuck himself. He’s just going to do it again.
Friend: You can’t tell me what to do! I love him, and I’m going to say yes!
Me: Do what you want, but don’t pretend you’re asking for advice when you really just want me to justify your stupid decisions. Don’t be an askhole.
by TheArbiter9001 June 4, 2018
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