anal applause

an audible release of intestinal gas through the anus

That anal applause would have peel the paint of of the walls of my basement.

by The Return of Light Joker March 13, 2010

Appalachian State

1: A university with a great football team in Division I FCS. It often plays Division 1 FBS teams as a home opener as a "winnable" game for bigger schools.
2: A person you sleep with to break a long off-season. Not a win you openly brag about, but a win nonetheless.

1: Yes, Appalachian state won the National Championship, but they still aren't good enough to play in the SEC.

2: It's been three months since I had sex. I just need a Appalachian State to get a win in the books.

by Stafferty October 3, 2011

Appalachain neti pot

When you're getting a blowjob and you're about to blow your load you pull it out. Cram it up her nose and destroy her sinuses with your baby batter

I gave her a Appalachain neti pot last night.

by Brutally honest March 28, 2015

applaudience

applaudience noun describes the cummulative mass and noise factor generated by both large and small groups of fans when their musical or dramatic heroes perform particularly well.

The bass player winked at his mates and nodded his thanks at the applaudience. Geez, I thought this was just going to be
a little brodown when we got here, he thought to himself.

by Mark W. Schlemmer January 13, 2006

Appalachian Marshmellow

Having unprotected sex through a hole in a sheet while making sounds like yeti and having "Hello, My Name Is" tags afixed to your forehead.

"I just had an Appalachian Marshmellow and boy am I worn out!"

by Bigfootinyoass October 20, 2012

appalachian love

Another word for hillbilly love, a.k.a., incest, and if you don't know what that means, sexual relationship between two siblings or blood related relatives

Eewww, Jason just kissed his sister. Talk about Appalachian love.

by illogical philosticist December 22, 2014

Appalachian Happy Meal

An Appalachian Happy Meal is made up of cheap liquor and chewing tobacco, consumed in enough quantity to produce projectile vomiting

After Ma's wedding we had to put her in the hospital, she had one of them Appalachian Happy Meals

by Johnny ET April 3, 2017