aol

someone who attends highschool online

did u go out with aol last night?
no he had finals on yahoo.

by lizzie December 18, 2004

AOL

A shitty company with poor service and high prices. Trying to dominate broadband where good ISP's (Comcast & others) already exist. A company run by jews.

Hi I'm a jew, I like yarmulkes, money, screwing over others, and being an AOL executive!

by urban assassin October 25, 2005

aol

What I used to have until I discovered something else. It's also very annoying and very sturbon at times..ahem actually all the time. It takes like 10 minutes to load once you use it 5 months non-stop. Infact, after my expirence on aol..i think I'd rather eat brussel sprouts. Better than going over the whole payment phase.

Example not meant to be funny =P and that guy is a monotone

AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure!
( 5 and half months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure...
(5 and half months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sure..it's...
(5 months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Yeah. No problem..
(2 months later)
AOL PERSON: Ma'am..your credit card details weren't found..please say them again
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE *BRINGS OUT A GUN AND TURNS IT ON HER-SELF..ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S A LOUD BANG*
AOL PERSON: Eeeer...Ma'am
SUM1 CALLED SUSIE: Sorry I just had to kill AOL
(Assistant called Alyson O. Lincoln lies motionless on the floor)

by I-REALLYHateAOL November 19, 2007

aol

The worst internet ISP ever. It gives 1000 hours of service to load up the home page.

aol

by aol nerb May 27, 2009

AOL

AOL (America Online)- Army Of Lamers

AOL is constantly extending the sphere of influence.

by cyberdreams July 24, 2010

aol

A band that gives out free music on cd's in stores like target. Very nice except ive never gotten one of the cd's to play through my car on the way home...or in my player at home... hmmm.

Mom: Hey did you get aol's new cd?

Me: Yea it looks cool but i cant get it to play.

Mom: Yea none of my 56,000,000 do either...weird.

Me: Yea.

by Josh Howards February 06, 2008

AOL

Likes massive penis.

Also:

Assholes Online.

But not funny assholes. d00shes.

by Leiko October 06, 2004