dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.

My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.

by jkHeZ June 23, 2014

Black goals

When Shadara goes both in black, they say “black goals” because they’re girlfriends and yeah, their color is black.
( and their bed too)

Bua tía ya ves BLACK GOALS

by Mara Ggg June 11, 2019

Relationship goals

Relationship goals is a relationship that everyone wishes they had and the couple in speaking are quite literally the best people ever

Joe and parys are actually relationship goals, I wish that we were like them

by Laney6728 April 25, 2017

the goal kicker

when one person is having a sh*t and the other desperately need to p*ss therfore doin it between the legs of first person

hurry up shitting or ill do the goal kicker

by jaydlaimt June 7, 2019

rock and goal

Rock and Goal is a term used to describe the city of Manchester in the UK. It is a wordplay on the term Rock and Roll which is used to describe the fusion of music and football in the city. It is used by locals who describe it as heading out to see the football with a pint.

Fancy heading out for some rock and goal?

by jaimitoukraine December 29, 2019

longterm goals

When a woman asks a man what there long term goals are they are talking about what they want in the future two or three years from now.

Girl: what's your longterm goals

Boy: I want to have kids and get married....

by [e-mail] February 22, 2017

retro-goal

verb: The act of setting a personal goal after said goal has been acheived.

The technician set a retro-goal for himself after completing the project, ensuring a healthy raise the following year.

by Elvisthegoalie July 10, 2009