Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.

"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"

by IronFistAlchemist June 17, 2018

Peanut butter and jamming

A woman inserts a peanut butter jar in her vagina with the lid facing out. The guy removes the lid and jams his penis inside the peanut butter jar.

John: so my girl put a peanut butter jar in her pussy the other night and I fucked it inside her
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.

by Yeetman420 May 11, 2019

Peanut Butter and Jelly

When a girl shits her pants on her period and you eat her out.

Shordie: yo eat me out
Me: girl I ain’t tryna eat no peanut butter and jelly sandwich

by FamousJew December 3, 2021

It's just like butter and cream

A saying pioneered by Carruso implying something is smooth like butter, or perfect / clean

*Scores rocket league goal*

Drone - "It's just like butter and cream"

by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) October 12, 2021

peanut butter and jelly

Nevada brothel slang language describing a mixed two some. Sex with an asian and a redhead at the same time

I'm so horny I'm going to have peanut butter and jelly.

by M daBoss March 21, 2015

butts and weeners

A game two or more gay guys play when they dont feel like playing shoots and ladders.

It was pissing rain yesterday so phillip and Charles had a hot and heavy kick ass game of butts and weeners.

by sam clayborn May 17, 2006

peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!

A kindergarten game where one kid says the refrain, "Peanut Butter and Jelly!" and another kid repeats it. After the second kid says it, the first kid says, "Well, sock 'em in the belly!" and lets fly a fist into the second kids stomach.

Kid #1: "Hey! Say this: "Peanut Butter and jelly!"
Kid #2: "Okay. Peanut Butter and JellY!"
Kid #1: "Well, then, "peanut butter and jelly: sock 'em in the belly!"
(Followed by a sucker punch to the solar plexus.)
Kid #2: "Ouch! you friggin douche!"

by Virgil Smooch March 12, 2010