My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

by Retard_Ryan April 17, 2023

mouth tastes like an abo's armpit

To have a foul tasting mouth such as the dry foul taste in the mouth the morning after a hard drinking session. Reference is generally to the Australian aboriginal as they have very poor personal hygiene.

My mouth tastes like an abo's armpit

by Djep September 26, 2007

armpit chew chew

Shuving your dick into the another person armpit and making them say chew chew and make them pull a pretend string. Thus Making the male jizz

You bitch , let me give you an armpit chew chew

by Hyper Chimera November 12, 2015

Armpit kink

Someone who likes jerking off/ masturbating to armpits. Usually hairy armpits.

Bro I think I have an armpit kink!

Same bro!

by Qwerty19372728 February 7, 2023

An armpit

A feminist or hippie female with excessive body hair.

An armpit tried to tell me about women's rights last night.

You mean that hairy chick at the bar?

by Kingaids June 12, 2016

armpit dog

A small dog that is generally carried under the arm of its owner rather than left to move on its own. Often ubiquitous among young female celebrities and influencers.

These dogs generally live charmed lives and often sport designer accessories.

Example breeds include, teacup dogs, Pomeranians, chihuahuas, dachshunds, Yorkshire terriers, etc.

Examples in popular culture, Paris Hilton who is often seen carrying a chihuahua in her armpit.

Also known as “purse pups”.

Paris Hilton’s elbows must really hurt at the end of the day. She’s always carrying an armpit dog.

I never go anywhere without my armpit dog, Piper.

by Shrimp Fan August 22, 2020

national armpit day

February 28th

Flex your juicy armpit muscles

Why
It's national armpit day

by Bigmoosclez October 14, 2021