When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
by FJB FKH November 6, 2022
Get the Tennessee Airport layovermug. A unremarkable automobile in poor condition but dependable that can be parked at the airport for an extended period of time without fear of it being stolen.
"If you are going to be gone a long time and parked in that neighborhood, best get yourself an airport car."
by Brock Jennings July 14, 2023
Get the airport carmug. by fruitlooped May 8, 2018
Get the airport pantsmug. Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.
Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.
Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.
Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.
by zinndl December 30, 2018
Get the airportantmug. An individual who has been hoeing around, airport to airport, not wearing a mask, soaking up all the germs and bacteria, just not giving a fuck.
by Ders McGee September 13, 2022
Get the Airport Puppymug. First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.
by trentsteel December 6, 2017
Get the The Jersey Airportmug. while waiting in the airport, you invite custodial workers to come watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
by gibgub November 27, 2022
Get the crushing the airportmug.