Aggressive peeing

When 5th period is starting and you're still in the washroom, so you pee as fast as you can to get there on time.

Sometimes when you pee too hard you can feel the friction inside of you. It's also rlly loud and sounds like a minigun. Other people might hear it from other stalls, so be careful if attempted.

Rachel: Yoooooo Imogen do you hear that shit bro
Imogen: What is it? Stuff sounds like the trenches back in 'Nam
Maria: No worries sis its just that girl Hannah aggressively peeing again.
Hannah: *aggressive peeing*

by chimpkinpls69 June 1, 2020

aggressive tuesday

When you get fucked up on a tuesday

College kid 1: wanna drink?
College kid 2: on a tuesday?
Ck1: hell yeah its aggressive tuesday!
Ck2: lets get fucking wasted!

by Traw15 April 11, 2017

pepper aggressive

when someone is being a bitch, but not enough to call them salty.

man, rory has been really pepper aggressive lately

by roarwry June 11, 2017

Aggressive Canoodling

Aggressive forms of PDA including but not limited to wrestling, kickboxing, and aggressive elbowing. Also See aggressive cuddling.

There's this couple in the library that's been engaging in aggressive canoodling and it's extremely uncomfortable to watch.

by ksajevpawienfpaewifhewipu November 13, 2017

aggressive malt

an aggresive malt is shannon rafferty

oi aggressive malt what you doing! stop shaz!

by Shady uno b 1 January 16, 2023

Aggressive Bottoming!

Being a gay man or having a extremely tight asshole. while having something in your asshole and breaking it. Such as snapping a dick

Damn that was some Aggressive bottoming! last night-(dakotah)-I can't believe you broke my dick. Ash- I don't think we can do that for awhile

by Lil_kreamy February 2, 2023

Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony

1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."

by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018