Chihuahua Aggression

The least intimidating form of aggression you can ever see, while the person that's doing the "intimidating" thinks he's scaring you

Basically acting like a Chihuahua does when it tries to threaten/intimidate you.
Back there, Bro had Chihuahua Aggression, thinking he was scaring me.
by Foxtrot-51 June 30, 2023
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Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony
1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."
by IronicIsntIronyAlanis May 16, 2018
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Aggressive Tunneling

Quick rough anal sex with your partner
Bob and I did some aggressive tunneling while the baby was napping today.
by BillardGuy May 20, 2020
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Aggressive Bidet

When someone eats the others butthole out with vigor.
Oh my god, Jessica gave me an Aggressive Bidet last night, I came very hard!
by Filthy Hoe December 21, 2021
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Aggressive peeing

When 5th period is starting and you're still in the washroom, so you pee as fast as you can to get there on time.

Sometimes when you pee too hard you can feel the friction inside of you. It's also rlly loud and sounds like a minigun. Other people might hear it from other stalls, so be careful if attempted.
Rachel: Yoooooo Imogen do you hear that shit bro
Imogen: What is it? Stuff sounds like the trenches back in 'Nam
Maria: No worries sis its just that girl Hannah aggressively peeing again.
Hannah: *aggressive peeing*
by chimpkinpls69 June 01, 2020
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Micro-aggression

A conversational jab that was intentionally acted out to. This question compliment or statement was intended to emulate hatred, disinterest, disrespect or to provoke or instigate (stur up) sabotage drama in a relationship or commonplace human interaction.

The golden rule was always treat others how you want to be treated.
Becky: chad.. Did I tell you about this total bitch at my job she keeps giving me these back handed compliments to me.

Chad: that's probobaly micro-aggression, its her way of emulating her disrespect towards you without taking responsibility for it.. she probably hates you, just doesn't want to get in trouble. Look.. if the situation gets any worse talk to human resources. It will all be fine.
by Bootiegas December 30, 2021
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aggressive tuesday

College kid 1: wanna drink?
College kid 2: on a tuesday?
Ck1: hell yeah its aggressive tuesday!
Ck2: lets get fucking wasted!
by Traw15 April 12, 2017
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