The aaron

The art of finger fucking a pet tortoise

Oh wow Owen, did you see Joel give that tortoise ‘the aaron’? He was a good 3cm deep

by Gannonz July 13, 2019

Aaron

A particularly unreliable fuck, commonly found having extremely nappy hair. Its native habitat is Asia, but it's found in southern United States, among other places.

"I told you to do the damn dishes, stop being an Aaron!"
"Mother, can you help me with my homework?" "Shut up son, I didn't name you Aaron for a reason."
"Hey dad, I'm gonna take a shower now." "Good, wash that Aaron out of your system."

by Freeda Slaves November 10, 2013

Aaron

His nickname is handsome for a reason. He’s 1st place and Tristan is 2nd place to him always. Tristan kneels before him because he’s 2nd place to him always.

“Did you see Aaron get 1st place today.”
“Yeah it’s just the usual.”

by Over achiever February 2, 2019

aaron

he is a funny guy and he works a lot in class

one day i found a Aaron in the bush

by jdfjjgor October 30, 2019

Aaron

Aaron is a white man who goes to a school with dumbasses and somehow doesn’t become one. His father went to go get milk but never came back. He’s definitely a bottom and hates being the top. You give him some candy and he’ll somehow fuck it. I think he’s pansexual. I think he did it with my lamp . My lamps looks like it’s suffering from the inside

Lamp: no , don’t do this

Aaron: I’m sorry I have to

by gwizloraxeatermmmmm November 17, 2019

Aaron

Aaron is a tall white boy, with beautiful eyes and a smart brain. He loves his girlfriend and will never leave her side. He is also very sexy, but dont let that fool you because he can be very wholesome as well.

Aaron is a pretty snazzy dude.

by Thegirlnobodyknows July 17, 2018

Aaron

Aaron is the best husband/ boyfriend one could ever have. When he is single, he can get girls and blow them away. He can tempt ladies within seconds with his smooth words. But when he is committed he is the most loyal person a girl could find. He's hard working and gives as much time he has in hands to make his girl happy. Find an Aaron and stay happy for the rest of your life. I love you Aaron baby

He is so good in bed, I bet he's Aaron

by Shemybitcj August 28, 2018