The aaron

The art of finger fucking a pet tortoise

Oh wow Owen, did you see Joel give that tortoise ‘the aaron’? He was a good 3cm deep

by Gannonz July 13, 2019

Aaron

A particularly unreliable fuck, commonly found having extremely nappy hair. Its native habitat is Asia, but it's found in southern United States, among other places.

"I told you to do the damn dishes, stop being an Aaron!"
"Mother, can you help me with my homework?" "Shut up son, I didn't name you Aaron for a reason."
"Hey dad, I'm gonna take a shower now." "Good, wash that Aaron out of your system."

by Freeda Slaves November 10, 2013

Aaron

12 inch Womper. Please send nudes

Woah is that Aaron his womper looks alot bigger in person.

I've heard he goes for days drinking the tears of the less fortunate

by Fatlad95 March 29, 2019

Aaron

If he loses himself he can be a little rusty with the one girl her truly loves. But overall he is an intellectual when it comes to knowledge about her heart. He is never too pushy. They are usually tall and tend to have horrible jokes, but they make you laugh anyway because of how amazing this one person is. If he hasn't before he will make your pussy extremely wet and will tease you about it. He has a voice that can melt your heart if you truly listen to him. His almighty and universal cock will go to such great lengths inside of your body that your eyes roll to the back of your head while biting the shit outta your lip. If you get one you have to understand that he is a person too so don't be harsh on him. His experiences with past relationships make him believe he can handle anyone who attacks him emotionally. But in reality he is a guy with feelings who truly cares, and will not break your heart.

Girl 1: Man I wish I hadn't turned down that Aaron guy. He may not be as good looking as I hoped but his heart could put anyone to shame

Girl 2: I'm glad im with Aaron. He makes me feel like the only girl in the world

Aaron: *hugs her from behind* *kisses her neck* I love you my darling and I don't want you to ever forget that

by AnalVirginityStealer February 14, 2018

aaron

he is a funny guy and he works a lot in class

one day i found a Aaron in the bush

by jdfjjgor October 30, 2019

Aaron

His nickname is handsome for a reason. He’s 1st place and Tristan is 2nd place to him always. Tristan kneels before him because he’s 2nd place to him always.

“Did you see Aaron get 1st place today.”
“Yeah it’s just the usual.”

by Over achiever February 2, 2019

Aaron

Aaron is a tall white boy, with beautiful eyes and a smart brain. He loves his girlfriend and will never leave her side. He is also very sexy, but dont let that fool you because he can be very wholesome as well.

Aaron is a pretty snazzy dude.

by Thegirlnobodyknows July 17, 2018