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stiffy tiffy

From the name Tiffany which is the perfect blonde woman. So beautiful and sexy that being around her is so arousing that men always have a stiffy when they are near her. She not only effects men's porn search history. She causes delays in their day after she leaves because masterbation is almost always a must
I was busy but got nothing done because Stiffy Tiffy said hello. So I fapped the rest of the work day.
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 12, 2022
mugGet the stiffy tiffymug.

Stiffy

a hand job (jerking off) given by yourself or another person.
my girlfriend/boyfriend gave me a stiffy in the car.
by Chubsalot October 31, 2022
mugGet the Stiffymug.

Stiffy

Ow you gave me a stiffy
by DeathOi March 26, 2021
mugGet the Stiffymug.

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 8, 2016
mugGet the Piss Stiffymug.

pencil stiffy

A pencil eraser, named for being red and hard on the top of the pencil
Jake didn't like how the pencil stiffy would leave great black marks on the page when he tried to erase stuff.
by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025
mugGet the pencil stiffymug.

stiffi

Stiffi can be something cool, or just a slag for a boner.
1. My new shoes are so stiffi!

2. Bro that girl gives me such a stiffi!
mugGet the stiffimug.

nub stiffy

Man, David Bowie in "Labyrinth" still gives me a nub stiffy.

Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why
by ArcheryNerd August 11, 2013
mugGet the nub stiffymug.

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