Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

stiffy

if you have a stiffy then you should send me a pick on snap jerregates21

oh shit, i have a stiffy better send it to jerred

by definitelynotjerred February 9, 2024

Stiffy

Basically a stiff boner

"I have a stiffy"

by ImLuckyNotKyle July 28, 2021

Stiffy Flipping

Combining ecstasy and viagra to increase the sexual desires of a long night of partying.

dumbass1-Bro, let's start stiffy flipping!

dumbass2-Aight, good idea man i'm feelin small anyways

by suckitbrah January 23, 2011

stiffie doc

A urologist

"He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."

by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003

mad stiffy

moving weird, funny, 2 faced. Mostly used in some parts of England

This nigga is moving mad stiffy man.
This bish is stiffy bro

by Crazy dum December 14, 2021

Stiffy Jify

A "Stiffy Jify" is when a transgender man gets his boyfriend to spread peanut butter all over his shaft, making it hard. Then the boyfriend sucks him off, licking off the peanut butter at the same time until completion. Once they cum, you take it and put it in two graham crackers like smore's, adding chocolate and more peanut butter and eating it.

"Do you know where Samuel went?"
"Yah, he's in the bathroom giving Michael a Stiffy Jify"

by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024