Mickey Mouse

Black dude wearing red homemade pampers

Guy 1 Hey you saw that mickey mouse guy over there.
Guy 2 Ya he got nice tights. *laughs

by world girl pbs kids April 15, 2020

Mickey Mouse

A mouse that has a life better than mine

Mickey Mouse a mouse that’s a nig

by Thelifemistake September 15, 2020

Mickey Mouse's Obsession

Mickey Mouse's Obsession is when you like hot dogs. It is called Mickey Mouse's Obsession because he made a song on how much he likes hot didgety dogs.

Person 1: Dang, I have a case of Mickey Mouse's Obsession.
Person 2: THE FUCK BRO YOU HIGH?!

by Flugalug October 16, 2020

mickey mouse knockoff

A boy who has a very strong resemblance to mickey mouse

Usually had an obsession with eve.

That mickey mouse knockoff told me to add him on snap

by tswizzleissocool June 6, 2023

Mickey Mouse

A terrifying supreme being who has power over all of us. Usually resides in nightmare land, or on the Disney Channel.

Person 1:I had a terrifying dream about a mouse..
Person 2: OMG!! was it mickey mouse?!?

by SkirtCobain June 30, 2023

The Mickey mouse club house

When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"

by anonymous February 16, 2023

Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.

Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”

by Azulay December 13, 2023