Mew

Slang for male genitalia or penis a.k.a. phallus.

He slowly stroked his mew.

She looked down and grabbed his mew.

I said, “Quit touching your mew!”

by genieNbottle June 7, 2024

Ms. Mewing

That one teacher of yours who radiates triumph after winning a small argument with one of her students. Also has a SHARP-ASS jawline. Probably thinks mewing actually works. Typically young, but looks a century older.

Student: Ms. Mewing you didn't give us homework...
Ms. Mewing: Stop it Jimmy... *mews*

by lappychocolatier April 13, 2024

Skibidi mewing and rizzing in ohio while looking at the best gyatts and hitting the griddy

if you have ever used these words together in a sentence while speaking to someone, please never talk to anyone ever again.

Person 1: Hey man, lets do some skibidi mewing and rizzing in ohio while looking at the best gyatts and hitting the griddy!

Person 2: *turns into an irish skibidi gooner* WHAT IN THE ACTUAL SIGMA HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LEVEL 85489284483992018384742982 GYATT

by skippythetoiletfan June 1, 2024

mewing

mewing at hot blonde females. using rizz to mew at women

he was mewing as the females

by MEWING April 7, 2024

Mewing

Mewing involves keeping your tongue pressed to the roof of your mouth to change your jawline's shape. When someone tries talking to a person that is mewing, the person will put their index finger on their mouth (the 'shh' gesture) and then put their index finger on where their jawline starts and run it down their jawline.

ex. "Dude! Did you see John Doe's jawline in the group picture?"
"Yeah! I heard he's been mewing!"

by uhidkmanyouaskme June 14, 2024

Mew

A Wild Pokemon Who Plays ROV And Spends A lot Of Money On ROV He Is Rich

Be Like Mew

by StalkingWhaleBoii March 31, 2019

mewing

(verb, orthotropics) a form of oral posture training to improve jaw and facial structure. It was named after Mike and John Mew, controversial British orthodontists. It involves placing one's tongue at the roof of the mouth and applying pressure, with the aim of changing the structure of the jaws.

Mewing will change the way your face looks.

by teamdokifanclub_off August 11, 2024