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Waterski Racer

Niche group of idiots who enjoy strapping themselves to planks of wood, and hanging on too a piece of rope off the back of a high-end race boat to compete through an imaginary race track made out of floating buoys.

Commonly found repairing not helping their team prepare their boat, putting enough tape on their feet to kidnap a concert, and drinking way too much before they're meant to race.

Evidence : Experience ;)
Bob : "Did you see those Waterski Racers?"
Steve : "fucking idiots! I think they share one braincell."
by pythonyt December 2, 2023
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nigga racer

the biggest blackie mothafuckin truck from home dp (kanye west and confederate approved)
chester stone 745: "NIGGA RACER!"
chester stone 745: "GOD MOTHAFUCKIN DAMN!!!"
chester stone 745: "NIGGA RACER, I WANNA BUY THIS BITCH sUper D bAd Boy!!!"
spongenigga: "GOT MOTHAFUCKIN DAMN!!"
by certified nigga fucker February 15, 2024
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Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.
Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.
by The Amazing Speed Racist October 16, 2018
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Racer

A slang term of endearment shared among white people used to combat the misuse of the word racist and its disparaging effects.
Yo, what's up racer?
This racer ain't apologizing for a thing he didn't do.
Check out this guy calling me racer. Yeah, its the "R" word to you.
by SpeedRacer39830r38 September 29, 2020
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robby racer

word to describe yourself as the best go kart driver EVER!
Bill said he was robby racer because he beat us in a small go kart race.
by racer baby May 16, 2011
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Greyhound Racer

This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.
Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 29, 2018
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A Racer

The act of of blowing your superior while getting receiving anal from his assistant. Done while in the act of conducting a light survey.
Every time a go to work, I get picked to do a light survey, and receive a racer.
by Chunko the human didlo September 26, 2022
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