No duh, Darwin

A more family-friendly version of saying, "No shit, Sherlock!" Both expressions are a blunt reply when someone says the obvious.

Soldier: The heavy is a spy!

Scout: No duh, Darwin!

by GallopingSausage August 31, 2019

Darwin

Darwin, the most annoying dumb guy you will ever meet. Super annoying and rude, has no respect for other people, he's somehow popular yet no one likes him, usually he doesn't have any talents and creeps on random girls.

oh god Darwin's coming

by walmartcake April 29, 2020

Darwin Award

An award for dumb ways to die in real life.

She won a Darwin Award for sticking a fork in a toaster.

by anonymous February 12, 2023

darwin sled

a snowmobile

A guy at work was telling me about driving his darwin sled 90 miles per hour through the woods.

by cornerradius January 23, 2020

darwin hubbard

Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.

Darwin Hubbard is soo cute but whys he Emo?

by Chuckabuck November 4, 2013

Charles Darwin

Darwin is a fool who believes in evolution and he’s the antichrist man

AAHHH IS THAT CHARLES DARWIN?!! ISN’T HE THE ANTICHRIST??

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025

Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.

Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."

by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023