Jet ski on a mud bank

violent, earth shaking, paint-peeling, projectile diarrhea

I had Indian food at lunch today, and spent the rest of the afternoon in the handicapped stall like a jet ski on a mud bank!

by southern slang June 7, 2011

Pigs in a Twaron Blanket

Slang for heavily armed policemen

“Look out! Pigs in a Twaron Blanket”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021

bop a baby bank

The abortion clinic

Sarah: I'm pregnant...

Johnny: Are you getting an abortion?

Sarah: Yea I'm going to the bop a baby bank tomorrow.

by sidthesquid420 February 9, 2021

shit on a snow bank

It's like shit on a shingle... but instead of putting the meat over bread or crackers it is on mashed potatoes

I am going to make "shit on a snow bank" for dinner tonight.

by BizarreCactus March 2, 2021

shooting blanks into a dead end

When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.

Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"

by Waycarr December 17, 2013

bank of a slut

Bank of America

I stole $5,000 from Bank of a Slut yesterday

by Jay Ziegler February 12, 2004

making a deposit at the international bank of poo

Taking a shit.

I'll be making a deposit at the international bank of poo later this evening.

by Grant March 10, 2004