Zoo Keeper

When a white person lives in a black neighborhood. Usually he/she is the only white person on the block.

Damn when that zoo keeper gonna leave already? Don't he know he's the only white person in this hood?

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

zoo bombing

Riding a custom bicycle down a large hill and past the Oregon Zoo, or on the highway in Portland, Oregon. These mutant bikes usually don't have brakes and the bicyclists reach speeds in excess of 50 miles per hour.

Zoo bombing is NOT a crime!!!!!

by Joe Steve October 29, 2007

Autzen Zoo

A sports blog on the FanSided network about the Oregon Ducks. It covers pretty much everything about the school's sports teams like football, men's basketball, women's basketball, baseball, volleyball, track and field etc. The editor is some dude named Joe Soriano who writes about a lot of different stuff.

Alex- Hey man, gotta check out Autzen Zoo, great news about the Oregon Ducks with good opinions that make sense and back things up.

Riley- Really, I'm a Ducks fan myself, gonna check it out. Hope they worship LaMichael James.

by ducksfan January 2, 2012

Bronx Zoo

Some shitty as zoo in New York with some some pretty good slushies and trash women. 9/10 employees can't differentiate the Animals between the guests.

The Bronx Zoo is some shitty as zoo in New York with some some pretty good slushies and trash women. 9/10 employees can't differentiate the Animals between the guests.

by BronxZooNigga123 August 9, 2018

zoo york

another name for new york city and the boroughs it contains. a reference to how hectic it can get

Q:yo son wherdya cop that ill cap ?
A:some dolla store in crooklyn, zoo york kid.

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

PJ Zoo

A Zoo full of reckless and wild Pajamas or alternatively Michelle Bass' (Big Brother UK Series 5) redition of Pie Jesu (Pie Jesus)

(Bad Beyonce Style) piiiiiiiii jjjjjjjj zooooooooooo

Dad: 'Come on kids we're going to the PJ Zoo!'

DANGER! WILD PJs

by A.Delirious - Student April 26, 2008

Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.

Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.

by danasp_42 October 6, 2018