urban zodiacs

Searching your name on Urban Dictionary and reading the both prophetic and clearly personal opinions of what your name really means

Kyle: Damn Blake, it says you're 'Dangerously handsome, clever, and trustworthy...'
Blake: I know fam, it says that you are 'sweet and caring'
Kyle: Damn, these urban zodiacs are niiiiice today!

by Gim Ekalb August 16, 2016

Shinu zodiac

A man who likes animals and weighs over 6000 pounds when refers to him he chases you in a Barney suit

Man that shinu zodiac really ate everything at Popeyes

by The all seeing e eyes May 8, 2022

Anti Zodiaite

Anti Zoh-dee-aight

Astrology racism. Astrology prejudism.

- ing. Circa 2023

“She’s an anti zodiaite! She won’t date me because I have a Capricorn sun and Gemini moon!”

by ing. November 21, 2023

The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.

"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."

by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018

Mark aka zodiac killer

Markus parkus is a Leo

Bark is a Leo and he is in denial mark aka zodiac killer

by Zodiac in denial February 14, 2022

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025