Your Mom

A word used by unstable 30 year old men who spend all day in lesbian chat rooms and can no longer masturbate because of excessive raw skin...

Person 1: "are you in lesbian chat rooms again?"
Person 2:"well....uh...YOUR MOM!

by Jerry Rules! September 03, 2005

your mom

A phrase employed as a last ditch effort to save yourself in an arguement, avoid work, insult someone or simply when you have nothing else better to say.

Alex, did you do the rest of our very important project that's due today?

Errr..

You DIDN'T do it?! I can't believe how irisponsible you are!

I didn't do the project, but I did do your mom.

by DJ Silly Hat December 21, 2007

your mom

An annoying excuse for an insult or comical attempt.

Sally: "what are you doing tonight?"

Joe: "your mom."

Sally: "you are a fucking idiot."

by alyssabeatsyou April 07, 2010

Your mom

1. Vague insult used by exasperated pimple faced teenger.

2. Punctuation for anything at all, ever. Also retort for anything at all, ever. Doesn't have to make any sense, at all, ever.

3. Slut.

"I went to see Matrix Reloaded yesterday!"

"I went and saw your mom last night!"

"That Astrovan demolished the Echo."

"Your mom demolished my echo last night!"

by Skyline Rescue Dart May 24, 2003

your mom

Used as a comeback...

so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....

by Jonathan April 21, 2004

your mom

A really lame comeback for when people can't think of anything else. Used mostly by high school kids or adults trying to be cool with the "younger crowd". Usually followed by "OHHHHHHHH" and/or "BURRRRRRRRRRN". Gets really annoying really really fast.

Kid: You just won't play dodgeball against us 'cause you know you'll LOSE!
Teacher: Hey...hey...YOUR MOM!
Class: OHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BURN!!! *laughs like idiots*

by purplehazegirl May 12, 2006

your mom

a cut down, crappy ass come back

-"Dude I was doin your mom last night and she wants me back tonight too, she said something about bringing her girlfriend"
-"Well...umh...Your Mom

by ~_0 April 22, 2003