toe yoga

Yoga of the toes. Not pilates. Yoga. YOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A tree. With your toes.

by Lu November 22, 2004

yoga turd

the fecal matter excreted when one stretches in ways that make intestinal continence difficult if the sphincter muscles are weak or relaxed, particularly common for those with or developing rectal cancer and/or a turtle heads

when we cooled down with the cat pose i accidentally let out a yoga turd

by wadiwalker December 27, 2014

yoga butt

the ultimate gateway to creating an ultrathot. If you see a girl wearing yoga pants and have an ass that exactly measures more then anyone white, then you have seen a yoga butt.

Person 1: hey you see that massive hoe over there?
Person 2:yeah, she got a yoga butt

by BBC eater February 15, 2019

yoga wedge

When your yoga pants get wedged so far up your ass it looks like a thong.

"Hey did you see that girls camel toe?"
"NO, but I got a good look at the yoga wedge when she turned around!"

by MayhemMeleeKaos July 17, 2014

Yoga brain

A state of quasi-drunkenness following an intense yoga class.

Oh my gosh, I left my keys in the yoga studio. Yoga brain!

by Big poppa 62353456 October 7, 2016

Kentucky Yoga

Group sex involving 3 or more heavily intoxicated people.

"That party last night got real weird, bro. I walked into the kitchen and there was a full-on Kentucky Yoga sesh going down. I think I saw your girlfriend getting the Downward Dog."

by Crooked Letter Eye March 3, 2012

aerial yoga

"Stupid fake yoga for money hungry teachers looking to convince people they are yogis to further they own egos

related examples include the following...

Beer yoga
Rock yoga
Mermaid yoga
Unicorn yoga
goddess yoga

aerial yoga is stupid

by namago January 2, 2019