Writer's Clock

A writer's circadian rhyme and rhythm clock, now as it happens then as it is.

"Sorry for texting so early. I didn't notice the tyhme* til after I sent it. Writer's Clock."

by PartisanZ September 9, 2023

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writer

A lonely person with too many office supplies.

"You're Uncle Bob spends an awful lot of time in his cabin. Is he some sort of Unabomber?"
"Oh, no. He's a writer...so, actually, I guess he sort of is."

by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018

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Writering

Writing, but better.

“That writer is writering”
“I was writering my essay yesterday”

by deez_nuts(pronouncedjohn) October 10, 2021

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Writer's Circle

When a writer has way too many ideas that he can't decide what he wants to write.

Guy 1: Hey have you thought of a new idea yet?
Guy 2: Yeah but I can't decide on what I should write about.
Guy 1: Sounds like Writer's Circle.

by kaphonjr September 26, 2021

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The Writers Will Make It Funny

A self-deprecating reference after you've made a joke where the wording is awkward, but you still think there's a meaningful joke in there.

It's like when there's a mailman, you know, and so the dog, a Golden Retriever, it was humping his leg, down there.

... the writers will make it funny

by samois98 November 18, 2019

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