Writing my name here

Act of doing the most pompous ass thing on this website.

I am cool, thus I am not writing my name here.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Plow My Waiting Honeypot

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Jill: "She asked me to talk dirty to her and I had no idea what to say. I failed"
Jill's favorite neighbor: "Did you try "Plow my waiting honeypot(; "?"

by TheFavNeighbor November 21, 2010

AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

When AOL came out Azns St@rt3D wRitiNg Lik3 deESH Wh3N chaTTINg. This is the referral to it. It originated from hackers who started writing like that in codenames & words but no one really cares to give propz.

AIGHTZ, WASSUP, TRU-TRU, SUX, N-E wayz, yooz=(you is or you), Hewo=hello, Okey=ok,
LOL=laughing out loud, AZN=azian, Guh=girl, Boiz=boys, Lub yoo, Ish=is, Sowwie=sorry, Coo, Ama=I'm gonna, ure=your or you are, aish=ass, mhee=me,
nv=envy

by Joshiro007 February 20, 2003

Creative Writing via Urban Dictionary

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by MathPlus January 27, 2019

wrastling

Wrastling is scripted, professional wrestling. It is throwing your competitor over the boxing ring ropes onto the judge's table. Then your coach smacks the competater's head with a metal folding chair.

"Are you watching the Olympic wrestling today."
"Only if they also do an Anaconda Vice and Jackknife Powerbomb. If there's no greased muscles and men with makeup, I'm not watching. I'll stick to watching the wrastling."

by The Kat's Meow March 1, 2020

waiting for Godot

When 2 or more people are trying to leave a place and one person declares the need to leave followed by absolutely no action on any ones part.

I tried to get my friends to go to the store before it closed, but we all just kept waiting for Godot.

by kirk September 15, 2017

thought writing method

a method of writing thoughts with no identifiable sentence structure and separated by three points.

I don't do Mexican... Italian is delicious ... had Sushi for lunch... understand... my thought writing method?

The blond girl with the tram stamp uses the thought writing method when writing her resume.

by Mirror Greeves September 6, 2008