Woof

Used to remark on something that sounds dirty. Similar to 'that's what she said' only not childish and outdated. Usually used with double entendres.

“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.” Woof.
― L. Frank Baum

by svak.fk;vsb August 15, 2016

Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.

Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!

by anonymous June 30, 2023

tumble woof

The dog hair that blows around the house like tumbleweed.
This only usually becomes a problem when the dog is malting.

We really need to vacuum, the tumble woof is getting out of control.

by anonymous December 17, 2020

woofing

Discovering and participating in the work of a farm, in exchange for board and lodging, often abroad.

I'm gonna spend my summer holidays woofing in Canada.

by ElzearYoung April 7, 2023

woof woof

to start barking uncontrollably when you see a beautiful women

i just starting woof woof

by isometimesbark October 24, 2022

woof

woof woof language

"yo I speak woof"

by dabisbitch October 15, 2020

Dog woofed

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.

Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED

by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022