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Woofe

a Woofe maximus, more commonly known as just a wild Woofe. Weighing in at around 230 kilograms and standing more than half a meter tall on three legs, this creature is capable of consuming bark, defenestrating political opponents, and using worldwide governments as cover to run an international drug cartel. The existence of such a creature has puzzled scientists for decades.
We believe the population of Woofe is currently racing to and may possibly be exceeding 65,000. At this point, this--this species is considered a threat to most native life in environments it’s introduced.
The Woofe is nature’s perfect predator.

Woofe suddenly turns and stares into your soul.
by Pyraciq November 7, 2022
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Woof

‘911, what a woof’
What a bunch of woofsters’
by Woofster69420 July 26, 2021
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Hazza Woof

A "Hazza Woof" is what one would call their friend who has a wank over dog porn.
by Goolash 1 July 7, 2016
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woof

a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another

woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense

The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark
"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof
by Goou December 1, 2019
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woof

A sound a wolf and other creatures in the canine family can make
Woof, woof, went the dog.
by Woof gang March 30, 2022
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Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.
Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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woof

something you say when things are not going great.
person a: i heard kelsey and david are dating again.
person b: woof. they are toxic together.
by phynneas February 28, 2022
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