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Woof

An expression of agreement and even sarcastic adherence, in response to a statement or quasi command. (Slang | colloquial). Often in text or i-message format, and less so irl/in person.
Defined: a dog-like expression, to agree, in sarcasm, with a statement made in jest or even somewhat patronizingly. Text: "That was a really good parallel parking."

Response: "Woof! I try. But thanks."
by Echo_Bravo_ January 16, 2023
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woof me

The classy way of asking someone for a Cleveland Steamer.
Kind gentleman, would you do me a great honor and woof me.
by Bro-Central November 26, 2017
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woof trap

A “mark” jacuik an asshole straight up bastard !
“That bastard woof trap I knew he couldn’t wheelie
by Stomper May 17, 2021
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WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!
John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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Woof

woof! woof! arf!
by catsrulesomuch June 17, 2019
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