wooden tower

What Japanese people yell when they play Jenga.

"Oh no, Suzuki, don't topple the Jenga tower!"
"WOODEN TOWER!"

by stanpornolover January 1, 2008

Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.

"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."

by a really fat pig June 28, 2022

wooden wrapper

Coffin

Yeah man Lennie got shot and now hes 6 feet under in a wooden wrapper

by Vashano March 19, 2016

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

Wooden Nickel

A wood disc that is utterly worthless.

I spent $20 at the carnival and all I left with is a wooden nickel.

by Coolandy55 June 22, 2022

wooden way

Synonym for boardwalk

They strolled along the wooden way

by Captain Wise December 19, 2020

wooden cradle

Coffin
Bed of death
Sleeping place for the dead
Unawakened

Arise from you wooden cradle.

by Dynamobeets February 9, 2021