When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.
So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.
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Get the full combat woodie mug.woad is the name given to guys who say they can get girls but never do or take girls out and never get sex - they literally are a Waste Of A Dick. They normally hang out at the back of the club either with shades on trying to look like a footballer or they are found on the dancefloor dancing with everygirl - but they only ever get turned down.
Gus was on that girl Friday night - he didnt take her home though - shes such a woad.
Vinh has taken her out about 8 times now and STILL no sex? what a woad.
Vinh has taken her out about 8 times now and STILL no sex? what a woad.
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