Winkerbean

Name for a supposed friend who has anal intercourse with your dad.

Dude 1: Hey, I fucked your dad last night!

Dude 2: What the Fuck man!? You're such a Fuckin Winkerbean!!

Dude 1: Your dad fucks good man.

by DanG%25 February 12, 2008

Winker

An attribute displayed by a psychotic individual, who, depsite immediate appearances, has no game. The winking cannot be controlled, and becomes a trademark for the individual. With enough time spent conversing with a Winker, their manipulative, lying, and psychotic habits become crystal clear, and begin to creep you out.

(insert name here) told me he was in love with me, and THAAAAT's why he was acting so crazy and OCD-ish. What a winker!

by the prettiest tornado November 7, 2010

winkey

funny way to desrcibe the 'penis'

dude, your winkey is well small.

by remanufactured August 2, 2007

wincel

To receive erotic gratification from nibbling on the toenails of another person.

He was quite fond of winceling his partner, particularly when she let her toenails grow out.

by J. Fistere July 16, 2008

winkelwagen

A wagen that winks at you. Is used in Holland to define a shopping-cart. A winkelwagen can usually found on an online shopping mall.

OMG, that wagen must be a winkelwagen, it keeps winking at me.

by Kevin Crouch April 2, 2008

Fuck winkle

The turning of the fuck, in that during coital humpage, the party who is being penetrated turns a minimum of 90 degrees to either side while squeezing butt or cunt muscles in such a spastic way as to induce the giver of the rod to spontaneously combust while spewing hot jizz

She did the fuck winkle and I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.

by Buck Fush December 16, 2003

Wintel

Win-WINdows

Tel-InTEL

Combined-Wintel

Basically, it is when you run a Microsoft Operating system on a Intel box.

Dude, Why do you have a "Wintel"? Get a Mac!

by anapplemacphreak November 23, 2004