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Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.
The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.
by thechop123 April 27, 2009
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Wingmen

Winging: The art of seduction employed by certain charming individuals - mainly utilized in the instance of two men, willing to go with any story in order 'to pull'.

Wingmen: Appealing personalities with an uncanny disposition towards hunting women in bars, clubs or other social congregations. Usually inconspicuous in their actions, resemble the great Hose Dedapade, first official Wingman.

Derived from the Danish, wingæ 1211-45;cf Norw, "vinge". Meaning wing, in essence the limb required for movement. And ladde, erived from 1300 Anglo-saxon era, meaning 'brother-in-arms'. Together create the epitomy of all constitutions of brotherly soldiering.

Most common amoung the isolated city of Perth, a certain sect has emerged from the CCGS chapter that are more formidable than Hose himself. Commonly mistaken for slut, bastard, whore and other derogatory terms best left for the bedroom, do not be fooled. These men are ruthless and prolific in their pursuits.
"Man, Wing for me, I'm going in"

"Boyo, I need the Wingmen, STAT, we've got a dardi on the wire"
by Wingmen December 9, 2008
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Wingwang

An especially large dick....has not been circumsimed.
His wingwang was certainly something to be proud of.
by JOwanna June 30, 2004
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Wiegman

When a girl gives you such an aggressive handy that your foreskin rips off.
"Ahh shit bitch you gave me a Wiegman!"
by BildoSlomo April 22, 2016
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Wiegmann

The process of edging while driving in order to stay awake.
I was driving home from Mackinac Island and had to Wiegmann just to keep my eyes open. Man are my balls blue!
by Nowayjose34 May 4, 2018
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"D'wing" Man

The dope man's wingman.
The person who helps secure the deal.
Jaylyn said he'll sell me an ounce for 150, but Nathan said he'll sell me for 140, little did I know, Jaylyn was Nathan's "D'wing" Man which means they were selling me the same ounce.
by Marcelean December 18, 2017
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Wingma'am

The female version of the wing man. A woman will help her fellow friend break the the ice between the friend and the woman and or man of their choice. There aren't many guarantees the friend will get the person of his choosing. The wingma'am will have the same goals as a wingman but will get their in different ways.
Jake: "Hey jenny can you be my wingma'am tonight. John cant come with me tonight."
Jenny: "Sure, why not i'll get the hottest girl for you."
Jake: "Thanks jenny i'll pick you up by 10:30."

Wingma'am should take care of the
by Shankmoney September 8, 2013
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