Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

windy mustache

When you're going down on a chick and she queefs on your mustache

Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.

by donkey lover May 17, 2015

windy tubesock

fucking yourself with your own prolapsed anus

my "girlfriend" told me I wasn't big enough so she gave herself a Windy Tubesock

by spamumami July 27, 2017

Windy Cleveland

a windy cleveland is when while you are performing anal on someone your partner farts, poots, ot passes gas

"Hey i dumped that hoe who gave me a windy cleveland last night"

by mr. philliepoo March 28, 2009

windy boiz

A group of aviators that little to no understanding how to put on a hip-hopera. And definitely not one person's fault.

Damn Christian, did you see the windy boiz live last week? It was pretty bitchin.

by TherealspecialK August 30, 2019

The Windys

"The windys" is a colloquial term describing a condition in which an individual experiences persistent and uncontrollable flatulence, often lasting for an extended period. This is typically due to digestive discomfort or gas-inducing foods.

"After eating that massive bean burrito at lunch, I came down with a wretched case of the windys and couldn’t stop farting all afternoon."

by Steve Blends March 16, 2025

Windy Taxes

A Portuguese saying that rhymes in that language. Used to symbolize when you've made a great mistake.

< Windy Taxes! You've completely ruined this cake! >

by Windy Taxes April 14, 2022