Wilbur

commonly uses coke

don't be a Wilbur your looking like a coke head

by richganglife November 8, 2018

Wilbur

The most delicious of the very select, and highly evolved, clade known as Thottius milfimaximus. Hunting a Wilbur is a highly evolved pathway in itself; as those who may even consider doing so must first court the progeny of a very elder educator who seemingly demands the approaching Wilbur to engage in accompanying courtship rituals, must also memorize such a great deal of information regarding greek mythology that one's semen is saturated, and must exhibit dark melanin patternization of the skin, a hallmark of challengers hailing from the African regions. African conquestors are exempt from all previous tribulations in their never ending quest to dominate a Wilbur sexually, as they posses the evolutionary novelty of greatly enhanced growth hormone release in the penile region, a trait that is quite beneficial when attempting to whip a Wilbur's meaty thighs like the Congo drums of their ancestors.

Damn, the allelic frequency in that Wilbur population sure favors max thiccness.

by saucegodguap June 5, 2018

Wilburing

When someone sets something on fire for seemingly no reason and acts erratically

Earlier Johnny was wilburing near my home

by EphemeralCure June 27, 2021

Wilbur soot

Wilbur soot is my 6+ft tall cat and he has gone Missing, he has medium brown fluffy hair with a reciding hair line and he sings.

Sorry for bad speling I’m dyslexic

Wilbur- meow
Me- awh how adorable are you wilbur soot

by Kade katz November 21, 2021

Wilbur

Someone that is trash at Valorant and has 1.4k in Aim Labs and still cant aim

Wilbur needs Keeps for that bald ass head of his

by 35we4t October 13, 2022

wilbur

a very funny man who is a man and is wilbur and is also a drink
stanmarsho

thats wilbur

u mean the drink?

well, somewhat

oh wilbur, like that guy with the fluffy hair?

yes

by stanmarsho December 10, 2021

Wilbur Soot

August 2023
Wilbur Soot is the first president of l’manburg (and a crime boy). He is a Minecraft YouTuber, Twitch streamer and a song writer and is the lead singer of his band “LoveJoy”. He is part of the DSMP (formerly), Origins SMP, and the QSMP. He is part of the Sorry boys. His real name is William Patrick Spencer Gold.

Have you heard “Your New Boyfriend” by Wilbur Soot?

Wilbur Soot

“Wilbur!”
-Shubble

by s00tb0NkD August 21, 2023