widow licker

A person who goes to funerals to find girls or has sex/oral sex with widows.

That guy in the film Wedding Crashers is such as widow licker.

by Steffan Willis January 14, 2009

Widow Maker

A large dab of more than one strain of butane hash oil (bho), rosin, ect, to be taken in a single hit.

The dude dropped a widow maker on the new omni nail.

by The Dudeeeeeeeeeee April 29, 2016

lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.

Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.

by Jimmy Dink March 15, 2017

widow hoe

A person who emotionally and sexually preys on a widower.

His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.

by Irish Angel 181210 April 27, 2022

Brown Widow

A single, over sized turd, left unflushed in a toilet

Don't use the handicapped stall, someone left a brown widow in the bowl.

by CableMonkey August 28, 2018

Widow shopping

When you've been married so long that you've transitioned from being worried about your spouse when they're late getting home to fantasizing what you'd do with the insurance money.

Anna waited an hour before putting the oven on low to keep dinner warm for Bob, then logged onto Zillow to Do some Widow shopping for vacation homes she buy with his life insurance money.

by Bearsfan314 January 12, 2018

Black widow

Someone that makes people feel like they are going to get shot whenever she's around. Someone that is always warning people or having other people warn people for no good reason.

The black widow wants people to remain scared of her and think that she is scarier than she actually is.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021