New London, Wi

A relatively small town in central Wisconsin with a relatively large drug problem. Half of the population is either in bars or addicted to meth.
Guys in this town think their dick grows when they drive trucks. Only thing good about this town is St. Patrick’s day and the shitty wolf river. Arguably more potholes in the roads than people.

Can’t wait to go visit New London, Wi and get some meth and break my fucking a-arm on oshkosh street.

by fuckhortonville October 09, 2019

Wi-fi Drive-By

The act of slowing down your car near a wi-fi hotspot in order to access the internet.

Person1: "Dude! What are you doing! We need to get to your brother's wedding!"
Person2: "Calm down, I'm trying to look up a toast I can use!"

"Who needs 4G when you can do a wi-fi drive-by!"

by ryan0788 March 16, 2012

wi shit

A shortened version of wifi shit. It makes the sentence flow better.

I had such a major wi shit my laptops keyboard busted.

by Roston August 20, 2007

NASA Wi-fi

NASA Wi-fi is when your ping is literally in the negatives

"Bro I Have NASA Wi-Fi Right Now"

by myfartsscarekids September 26, 2021

Wi-Fi hunter

Those stupid people who can't afford data plans and as a result always go about hunting for Wi-Fi just to use the internet and social apps. The most common Wi-Fi hunters are wannabes who want to look rich with their iPhones and Galaxys but are actually low income.

Look at that Wi-Fi hunter over there searching for free Wi-Fi just to use Vine!

by your mom is so fat she did 911 September 26, 2013

wi can has can

A strong sentence told by AzzraWallad from the Minecraft Police Deparment BusterHorror. It means "You are strong, be yourself."

Wi can have today, wi has win.

Now wi rip is sad now wi can have day.

Wi has win, wi can have now.

Good is love end frind.

Wi can has can.

You are soldier.

You must wiiiinnnnnn.

Win win.

Just RIP.

by BigBoyManIsGood42 June 20, 2019

Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.

Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po

by The Real Driller October 30, 2021