when you gotta lock in

when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.

Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in

by Bigbuffblackman January 08, 2024

I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

That's what your mom said when you were born

You say this when someone insults you.

"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

by maxico February 07, 2020

When you binna fang some sluh?

When your friends are being racist and you're wondering when they're going to stop.

Friend 1: What's up my 'n-word'?

Friend 2: Maaaaaan, when you binna fang some sluh?!

by _demian February 29, 2016

when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.

s a d n e s s .

friend: I just committed when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.
me: i've been there bro.

by stankorb April 05, 2021

When you are so bored that

You'll likely come across these types of definitions when you are really bored and type something a typical bored person would do.

"When you are so bored that you type in the whole bible and say lebron James 694201 times. Do something more productive!"

by Toaster1204 January 22, 2025

a good landing is when you survive

a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

by onionlight November 26, 2021