morgan the sea wench

a mystical land/sea creature with magical breasts that shoot laser beams and glitter. she has a hypnotizing voice that makes susceptible young sailor boys do her bidding such as: waxing her bikini line and polishing her silverware. there is a Broadway musical based on her legend and it has won many tony awards. recognize.

i want to be just like morgan the sea wench when i grow up!

by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoodle September 24, 2011

Wench

A ladyshape that is at one with the countryside. Usually associated with bitches that you find in taverns in the 17th century.

"... Go Plow Some Fields Bitch!"

"Jesus, Judy is a right wench!"

by Mike Foster November 9, 2006

wench

Big Bonny Wench

A plump, buxom but cute girl

Oi wench!

by therealrichieedwards May 1, 2004

Welch

A bear

The Welch ate the human that got too close to its cubs.

by tittieballs January 26, 2011

Florence Welch

The singer of Florence and the Machine, she has a wonderful voice and B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L red hair! She is totally awesome.

Do you know who Florence Welch is?

Yeah! I love Florence and the Machine!

by STA STA STA STA January 6, 2011

wench

1. A woman

2. A whore/prostitute etc (most commonly used by pirates)

3. My Personal definition - a close friend, sort of like a best friend, who you'd do anything for (in a non-sexual way) and who you get on really well with. A term of endearment.

1. "Look, there goes a wench"

2. "I be requiring the services of a wench"

3. "You're my dearest, darling, Wench"

by Helen J C September 20, 2005

Trench Wench

A hard core female Marianas Trench fan. Often found in the front row at Marianas Trench concerts (aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, and is indestructible.

Carol: "Awww! I wish I was up front in the moat like a true trench wench!"

Sally: "Ow! My rib cage hurts from being pushed up against the stage! It is worth it though! Especially because I'm at a Marianas Trench concert!"
Bob: "You're such a Trench Wench!"

by TheTrenchWench July 5, 2010