welcome to new york

When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.

I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...

by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023

welcombe

I guess it’s just a typo from “welcome”

Welcombe to the little house on the praire.

by rakiwan May 25, 2023

royal welcome

When a new fish gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave poor cyril the royal welcome, cyril will never be the same again, first time he was raped.

by jonbatz March 20, 2016

Dirty Welcher

A man who goes back on his own bet, or refuses to own up to the bets he has made.

Jack: Andrew is such a dirty welcher, he rolls the dice with no regard to the stakes.

by Sky M.A. Sterson October 3, 2016

Albuquerque Welcome Wagon

The quaint, local, daily ritual of a person, family or rock band whose vehicle is burglarized by local meth-heads while parked in an Albuquerque motel parking lot near Interstates 25 or 40, the fact of which ends up in the news and any Google search for the word "Albuquerque."

Timmy: How was your gig in Phoenix?
Billy: Great until the fuckin' Albuquerque Welcome Wagon stole all our guitars on the drive back home!
Timmy: Fuckin' Motel 6!
Billy: Yah, and fuckin' Albuquerque!

by Air Base Hooker August 1, 2019

V Welcome

V Welcome is a slang term for vagina welcome. This term is used before a sexual action involving vaginal penetration as a term of consent. This term can also be used as a term of endearment.

V welcome and prepared for you baby

by Oxford university Science lab January 10, 2021

feel the welcome

Homosexual Code phrase used by the initiator for welcoming a partner in through the “Back Door”, in a missionary position. At climax, the “giving” partner is covered in “happiness” from the receiver.

Are you ready to “feel the welcome”?

Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: He made me feel welcomed, I’ll definitely visit again.

“Feel the Welcome”, fill my A*%!...

by ExperiencedInLife October 8, 2019